So, where's the nearest Papa Gino's?
You never cease to disgust me.
Oh. Hello brother.
You never did have a way with words.
Lighten up, Vergil. All I want is some good ol' pizza, give me some or go back to drowning in your fermented grape juices.
..right, that. If you must insist on it, fine. But I refuse to pay for disgusting crap.
As long as there ain't any spinach or feta cheese on it I don't care. Spend as much as you want!
I didn't say I was going to spend a fortune. Pizza is cheap and had better stay that way.So long as it isn't dripping with grease, we're good, I guess....it seems the other day was "good older brother day", so I have to, huh?
I prefer my pizza relatively drip free. I find it's a good policy to live by.
...I see. This is what your life has amounted to?
What are you talking about, my life has amounted to way more than yours! So what if I picked up a few tidbits of inane advice along the way?
...What did you just say?
You heard me. I helped out loads of people and killed a whole lot of bad shit while you were doing your hair this morning!
I think we differ on the point of "bad shit".Besides that I don't 'do my hair' any more than you yourself.
really? Sure looks like it. Anyway, are we eating or what.
Fine, what do you want, fatass?
Pizza, obviously. I have some beer, if you get wings too it'll be a fuckin party.
Do you take me for a drunken frat boy?
I don't think I've ever seen you relax, figured it couldn't hurt to try and convert you~
...what about strawberry sundaes?
....you're on, brother.
Huh? How is it a competition?
I...think you misunderstood. I was agreeing to ice cream, not challenging you. This time.
Hmm, I see. Well then, commence horrible stupor?
I can't beleive I get to see you eat sugar, man. What are we waiting for?
What's exciting about that?...your face. >:|
It's such a rare thing to see, that's all. And my face is ready for ice cream, so let's go!
There's nothing to see.Well, alright then.
/grabs keys and heads for the doorWe're still getting pizza after, though.
You actually have keys to this place? Who the hell would steal from this dump?Yes, of course.
Quite calling my place a dump. And you'd be suprised, since I have made a name for myself it's a bit of a target now.
Well then criminals here are idiots. There are so many reasons to be looting anywhere BUT your hovel.
You gonna stop being a dick and get moving? And its not a damn hovel.
Fine, fine, whatever. *follows, crossing his arms*But it is, it looks like shit.
*locks all 7 locks up and leads to way to icey goodness*For fuck's sakes Vergil, it's not that bad. Sorry I didn't get the gilded armchairs for your royal ass.
Tch, you're hopeless.